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Evil scientist, Doctor X, has found a way to turn people and animals into mythical creatures. Already he’s transformed everyone on the little Scottish Island of Gogha – now he plans to take over the whole world. Eleven year old Melissa has been changed into Medusa, with wriggling snakes in her hair. She escapes to the mainland to seek help but quickly discovers that anyone who looks at her turns to stone. Then Simon and Ross turn up - their sunglasses protect them from Melissa’s powers. Only the three children can save the world. Somehow they must get to Doctor X and put a stop to his evil scheme. But with the island overrun by Harpies, Minotaurs, Chimeras, a Nine-Headed-Hydra and a host of other vicious creatures this will be a very dangerous task.

More details on the Website : Medusa Island

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The secret lives and loves of cats are revealed in this adventure novel, that peeks into a year in the life of the mischievous feline Adrian Cat. Adrian is having trouble keeping his new year's resolutions (especially "I will not be condescending to my humans"), and he's also adjusting to the fact that his humans have a new baby, his best friend needs constant help, and he's in love for the first time—with the angelic-seeming Snowball. But Snowball turns out to be less than perfect and tries to lead Adrian into organized crime. She forces him to join the evil cat Killer’s gang. After numerous misadventures he realizes that he does not love the beautiful but power-crazed Snowball and really loves the scruffy yet tender alley cat named Gypsy. After Killer’s gang runs Gypsy out of town, Adrian is forced to make some strange friends, fight the evil Killer and travel a rough road in order to convince Gypsy of his love.

Visit the Website: The Secret Diary of Adrian Cat

 

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UWot - What those text messages really mean! If you're suffering from texting paranoia and find yourself pondering over the potential hidden meaning of each message then this is the book for you.

 

Review of hard copy version: Time Out -  'A miniature little gem.'

 

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philosophy for cats books

Philosophy for Cats - A complete view of the world through some of the most famous cat philosophers.

Extract: The Four Truths of Ca.
1 Permanence: In life, the only constant is change – but this can easily be slept through.
2. Purpose: The universe has been created such that every cat may attain happiness – without effort.
3. Attitude: Be conscious of your elevated status in life and remain arrogant and aloof at all times.
4. Conduct: Treat all other creatures with the disdain they so richly deserve.

Puss Zi 4,200 B.C.

poems for children Poems for Children - a collection of amusing poems and limericks for children.

I wish I was much bigger by Stuart Macfarlane
I wish I was much bigger,
Than all the boys in school,
I wish I was twelve foot high,
Without standing on a stool.

I wish I was much bigger,
Than all the boys in school,
I wish I were an evil giant,
And could stop them being cruel!!

Funniest jokes in the world There are some 142,059,458,382 jokes in the world. Some are dull, some are boring, some are confusing - but THESE are the Funniest Jokes in the World. The books comes with a simple guarantee - if you don't laugh at least 77 times we will send Stacy Keibler round to give you a big kiss (or make you a cup of tea - whichever you prefer).
scottish and glaswegian slang books Scottish and Glaswegian Slang - A funny guide to the words of Scotland.